McCain Offers $300 Million For New Auto Battery

I didn’t know his wife was that wealthy.

Oh — he’s using OUR money!

Well, Obama should just see him and raise him a cool hundred million.

Better yet, why doesn’t Obama just offer a trillion dollars to anyone who can stop this war? Cheap at twice the price (so far — we’re still counting).

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9:14 am on June 23, 2008