Mars and Schwimpses

Who says going to Mars is bad for capitalism? Not Long John Silver’s: “IF NASA FINDS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE OF AN OCEAN ON MARS, AMERICA EATS FREE GIANT SHRIMP […] LONG JOHN SILVER’S FIRST TO CAPITALIZE ON MARS EXPLORATION WITH OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD OFFER, SETS SIGHTS ON FIRST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT ON MARS”!

(Schwimpses is how some people in my home state pronounce “shrimps”.)
(Link courtesy Tim Swanson.)

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1:48 pm on January 20, 2004