Life on Jupiter!!

One of the most important news stories in all of history has been ignored by the MSM. The report, by a professional astronomer, on the planet Jupiter says that “Jupiter’s recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant is getting warmer near the equator.” This report follows earlier ones, from others, informing us that Mars is also undergoing increased global warming, with the melting of the polar ice cap. There are some crazy people out there who will try to convince you that such phenomena – along with global warming here on Earth – is evidence of more widespread solar influences. But Al Gore and his statist cronies tell us otherwise; that global warming is the product of human excess in the production of CO2. And since Al Gore has a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar – and what do the crazies have to back their claims except observable evidence? – we are left with the unavoidable conclusion that Mars and Jupiter, just like Earth, are burdened by human beings. Obese Jovians with their SUVs, air-conditioners, and aerosol sprays, are destroying their planet just as we irresponsible Earthlings are doing here.

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10:33 pm on May 27, 2008