Land of the Slave, Home of the Wuss

Our Rulers delayed a flight departing from JFK because — get this — a “passenger on the plane had a duffel traveling bag that had the word ‘ISIS’ on it…” Actually, the mark only looked like the word “ISIS” and then only in the fevered imaginations of the Warriors on the Constitu-sorry, Terror. The I-word was instead the “logo of a travel agency appearing similar to ISIS insignia. The travel agency had given out bags with the logo to a travel group on the plane.”

No matter: this phantom “triggered a security alert. … the plane and luggage were swept, but nothing was found.” No, really? Ten hapless victims were “taken off the plane” and “questioned by police and FBI agents…” Wonder if they had to enhance the Tourist Ten’s interrogations or if these dastardly criminals immediately confessed their intentions to see the sights and spend money in Amerika’s devastated economy.

Ninety minutes later, the flight departed, with the TSA blaming its hysteria on the airline: “Upon landing at JFK, the flight crew requested that the airplane be screened for explosives,” prattled one of the agency’s spokesliars. “An explosive detection canine cleared the aircraft for continued operation.”

Whew! Saved from Insignia! Hmmm… S … I …I better watch out: a few more initials, and an explosive detection canine will be clearing this blog for continued operation…

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7:00 am on September 20, 2014