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Hoping to salvage a Romney-Obama presidential contest from the bottomless pit of boredom, Karl Rove has informed us that a Romney/Ryan campaign will be about “big ideas.” Would this boob-bumper be able to identify a “big idea?” When Ron Paul challenged people’s thinking with his profound questions, I don’t remember Karl coming to his defense. Or, is Karl hoping to throw out the kinds of empty-headed bromides for public consumption to distract the attention of voters away from Ron’s discomforting ideas? (“Let’s not talk about such theoretical abstractions as ending the Fed, when more important matters — such as Barack Obama’s personal habits — need to be discussed.”)

Karl, here’s a “big idea” for you — along with Romney and Ryan — to discuss: antidisestablishmentarianism. It has 28 letters in it, and it was useful in bamboozling our classmates back in high school!

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