If Only They Protected Our Liberty With This Much Zeal

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Congressional bozos grilled John “The Pervert” Pistole, Chief Deviant at the TSA, over the agency’s decision to allow allegedly free people their “small knives,” golf clubs and other innocuous paraphernalia on planes:

Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.) questioned Pistole’s rationale, brandishing a golf club for emphasis.

Under the new regulations, passengers can bring two golf clubs, as well as folding knives with blades no more than 2.36 inches long and less than half an inch wide.

“How did we come to decide on two golf clubs, rather than three, four or one?” Thompson asked.

Does anyone remember Reprehensible Bennie or any of his accomplices raising so much as an eyebrow, let alone a series of questions, when The Perv authorized sexual assault and irradiation of passengers?

Meanwhile, the morons North Dakotans send to DC’s sewer are “concerned” because the TSA has yanked its porno-scanners from the state’s airports. Yes. “U.S. Sens. John Hoeven and Heidi Heitkamp joined U.S. Rep. Kevin Cramer” in urging the TSA to virtually strip-search their constituents while exposing them to carcinogenic rays. They’ve scolded The Perv for removing the  equipment necessary for that per Congressional order.

Do any of these unconscionable sponges have even the rudiments of a conscience, a semblance of basic decency, or the remotest understanding of the Constitution? OK, rhetorical question.

7:51 pm on March 16, 2013