I’d Rather Watch Toilets Flushing than ESPN

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Never again will I intentionally watch ESPN. During lunch I thought I’d catch some of the weekend sports highlights. I almost barfed when, in the middle of the football highlights, little Romney and Obama heads kept popping up, obscuring the screen, followed by what every football fan is desperately seeking: news that “both candidates will be interviewed during half time of tonight’s game.” I’m sure that will be a huge ratings booster for the network.

1:15 pm on November 5, 2012