(since I have nothing to report on the Chaldean front.)
Real men from Manly Web.
Funny article on Saddam–the Ba’athist who won’t bathe–by Mark Steyn.
Brian’s Quotes-n-Junk — e.g.:
“Hello, this is God. Whenever I’m in Pittsburgh — which is all the time, since I’m omnipresent — I listen to all the radio stations at once, including WRCT. –Promotional spot heard on a college radio station”
“I know how to spell banana, I just don’t know when to stop”
“Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he’ll
believe you…. Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he’ll have
touch it to be sure.”
“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. –Woody Allen”Breasts suck babies in reverse universes.
I can see stopping a car for a dog. But a cat? You squish a cat and go on. I think we’re overcomplicating life. –Iowa Democratic State Senator James Gallagher
Luke, I’m yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you knob. –Dave Thomas, “Strange Brew”
Bumper sticker seen on the stealth bomber: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS. –David Letterman
I feel Clinton’s opposing the Vietnam War isn’t an issue, and I probably would have done the same. As far as Clinton supposedly cheating on his wife, what do people think he’s going to do? Be president of another country while he’s president of ours? –Tom R., age 12, Woodstock, IL
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut…. mmmm… donut!
11:09 pm on December 19, 2003
