Huck, Huck, HuckAmendAbee!!

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The crazed Huckabee has been in Michigan for the primary, and he gave a campaign speech in a community just north of Detroit. He told Michigan voters he wants to amend the Constitution for God’s laws. According to HuckAmendAbee, he needs to spearhead amendments to the Constitution to meet God’s standards, and of course God’s standards include promoting Christian values and the prevention of gay marriages. He is going to save us all via oppressive decrees. I’m sure we’d all be on the fundamentalist hit list, at one time or another, under HuckAmendAbee Law.

His political advisors actually told local TV reporters that perhaps “he was getting caught up in the moment and not phrasing things quite right.” Uh huh.

7:34 pm on January 15, 2008