House Resolution

By a vote of 256-153, the House of Representatives passed a resolution containing, among other matters, a pronouncement that the United States “will prevail in the war on terror.” Whew! That’s a relief. We need no longer worry that the recipients of American violence in foreign lands will retaliate. The future has been foreseen and legislated into reality. Isn’t it wonderful how democracy can miraculously change the course of events? So, while these bozos are disposed to producing beneficial outcomes by the simple process of voting, can they go after other troubling matters for us, such as a resolution declaring that the stock market will never collapse; that the price of gasoline will never rise above $4.00 a gallon; and that the Chicago Cubs will finally win a World Series?

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10:31 am on June 16, 2006