Greenies Gone Wild

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How did the children of Gaia observe Earth Day in America’s “greenest” city? By getting stinking drunk and trashing the place.


Update: A reader informs me that this happened on the eve of the sacred day. So, unless it’s like the eves of Christmas or New Years, we can’t be certain that the revelers were Children of Gaia (COG).

11:59 am on April 25, 2012