OMG, what next? Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is aggressively pushing to become head of the World Bank! With predecessors such as war criminals Eugene Meyer, John J. McCloy, Robert McNamara, and Paul Wolfowitz, she will be in good company when the roll is called down yonder.
UPDATE: In an atmosphere of befuddled clarity reminiscent of those ever-changing White House statements surrounding the assassination of Osama bin Laden, administration spokespersons are now denying that Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is seeking the World Bank position, would not take the position if offered, adding that Ms. Clinton has never ever been to Dealey Plaza in Dallas, that she does not own a 6.5mm Mannlicher-Carcano rifle, and that Lee Harvey Oswald was only a passing acquaintance of the young, starry-eyed adolescent Rodham .
4:57 pm on June 9, 2011
