Heartwarming News From the TSA

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Last night ABC’s TV news featured a TSA official admitting that TSA agents routinely fail to detect pistols, knives, and other weapons of mass destruction at airports nationwide. The failure rate — on TSA’s own tests!—is often 100%.

A TSA higher-up explained on camera that TSA agents “aren’t paid very much, and they are poorly trained.” (remember that the next time they feel up your teenage daughter).

I’m sure that will all change when they unionize. Then travel will be truly safe in the Heimatsland.

Do you love Big Brother yet?

11:51 am on December 17, 2010