The Chattanoogan reports that a man pleaded guilty in federal court in Chattanooga to downloading child pornography on his computer. For that, he will serve 80 months in prison and have 15 years of supervised release.

However, had he been working for the TSA he not only could have downloaded naked images of children (now 13 and above), but he could also have had the opportunity to molest boys and men. Ah! The privileges of wearing that special costume!