Gold, Gold-Diggers, And Thieves

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Lew, that Nike bag full of gold in Hong Kong weighed about forty pounds.

Lessee: crowded street, long lines, hated enterprise — and a black bag containing something obviously heavy.

Lew, this constitutes a perfect scenario for a terrorist attack!

“If You See Something, Say Something!”

Quick — call Janet Napolitano so her perps can take down that potential terrorist carrying a dangerous heavy bag!

Keep the contents for analysis and evidence, of course, and detain the bag’s owner — forever.

Clearly Hong Kong hasn’t read the memo.

9:11 am on April 18, 2013
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