Lew, that Nike bag full of gold in Hong Kong weighed about forty pounds.
Lessee: crowded street, long lines, hated enterprise — and a black bag containing something obviously heavy.
Lew, this constitutes a perfect scenario for a terrorist attack!
“If You See Something, Say Something!”
Quick — call Janet Napolitano so her perps can take down that potential terrorist carrying a dangerous heavy bag!
Keep the contents for analysis and evidence, of course, and detain the bag’s owner — forever.
Clearly Hong Kong hasn’t read the memo.
9:11 am on April 18, 2013
