Gigantic Census Form Invades Detroit

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Detroit is financially broke, its school system is flat-out busted, but it has a makeshift 20-foot version of ….. the federal census form. This retarded thing sits near my office, and the purpose of it is to propagandize the local citizens into cheerleading for the census. In Detroit, that means being creatively fraudulent so that you can show that you have 1 million + people (when you have less than 800,000) so that you can get your fair share of US Government welfare funds. The welfare mentality is the lifeline of this city. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. In 2000, they were counting dead homeless people in the morgues and bottles ‘neath the bridges as “Detroit citizens.” Perhaps we can count the oversized “fist” on Jefferson Avenue as a person, too?

It seems that these disgusting displays of infantile propaganda are making “a tour” of Amerikka. You can’t make this stuff up.

9:36 pm on March 15, 2010