Further Congrats to Heroic Ed!

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The NSA whistleblower has recently made the shortlist of finalists for this year’s Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought.

Oh, terrific!!! Warmest congratulations to Mr. Snowden — not because this award is any less socialist or political than the ignoble Nobel (a glance at past recipients proves that) but because it carries a monetary reward.

Meanwhile, “former NSA and CIA chief Michael Hayden” and “US lawmaker Rep. Mike Rogers, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee” added to the champ’s honors. “Speaking at a panel discussion on Thursday,” the first of these two sociopaths “admit[ted that] in my darker moments over the past several months, I’d also thought of nominating Mr. Snowden, but it was for a different list.”

At which point, Sociopath Rogers announced, “I can help you with that.”

Mr. Snowden, earning the hatred of such execrable sleaze is achievement enough for one lifetime. But you have also struck such a blow for freedom as few men are ever privileged to do! Millions worldwide join in heartily thanking and praising you!

12:06 pm on October 4, 2013
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