Franks Quits Army to Pursue Solo Bombing Projects

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Brilliant satire from The Onion:

“When you’re in an army, you pretty much have to bomb the countries they tell you to bomb,” Franks said. “Which is fine for a while. But eventually, you get tired of bombing the same old places again and again. The last thing I want is to be 70 years old, still bombing Iraq. It’s important to keep things fresh.”

At least I think it’s satire.

2:21 pm on June 12, 2003