This time, my yenta Mayor wants the Dept. of Agriculture (which issues food stamps) to not allow food stamp recipients to be able to buy sugary drinks because they are not healthy. I guess beggars can’t be choosers. Of course, for the health of my bank account, I would actually prefer Bloomberg to want the Dept. of Agriculture to stop issuing food stamps in general. (I remember the days when Michael Bloomberg was a worthy, productive human being. Now, as mayor of New York City, he’s worthless—like all politicians.)