Flexible Fascism

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Who says bureaucracy is inflexible? While the Boston police state has ordered all humans indoors and all businesses closed, it has apparently made an emergency exception. Many Dunkin’ Donuts are open. (Thanks to Will Sitz)

UPDATE from Todd McAdams:

While the police state’s lust for power is formidable and seemingly unstoppable, it could be undone by the unrivaled lust for crispy creme murder on wheat dough.

Thanks, Dunkin’ Donuts – you keep them fat, and in turn keep us free.

11:35 am on April 19, 2013