Finally! An Honest Presidential Candidate

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The Mighty General Zod

Vote for your ruler

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very
lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government.
I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians.
In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule.
This new government shall become a tool of my oppression.
Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty.
I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

— General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

Zod 2008 [Thanks Rocketboom]

10:01 am on October 19, 2005