When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very
lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government.
I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians.
In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule.
This new government shall become a tool of my oppression.
Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty.
I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.