Fakes News Channel is in a Panic

The Fakes News Channel (a.k.a. Faux News) is in a panic this morning over Newt Gingrich’s announcment that he will not be running for president. (Inside scoop: At noon today I, too, will be announcing that I am not running for president).

“What does it mean,” the morning bimbo keeps asking. They even dragged Billy Kristol out of bed to instruct us on what to think about Newt’s “announcement.”

Here’s what it means: There are only nine Big Government/Dr. Strangelovian neocons running and still only one genuine, limited government, Jeffersonian conservative: Ron Paul.

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7:18 am on October 1, 2007