Expect a Rash of ‘Water-Damaged’ Scanners at Airports

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Who knew the TSA’s porno-scanners were such delicate wusses that a little water would sideline them? But that’s exactly what happened in Texas, according to the “Aviation Director for the Lubbock Preston Smith International Airport.” He says that “a nearby air conditioning unit leaked on them” less than a month after the TSA “unveiled” its “new, less-invasive scanners … , promising to keep up security while protecting passenger privacy.” The mishap sent the TSA “back to the old [sic for ‘obscene’] method of screening passengers.”

Hmmm. Did an air-conditioner leak on the gizmos? Or did the TSA’s perverts, bored with looking at “gingerbread” women all day instead of the previous pornography?

10:45 am on February 23, 2012