Don’t Think That’s Gonna Help Ya, Ms. Goon

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I trust you’re laughing as heartily as I while the DEA and TSA eat each other alive at Los Angeles International! It seems the former’s goons entrapped the latter’s by bribing them to ignore the meth, weed, and coke snitches were carrying through checkpoints.

As you might expect, there’s a myriad of juicy lines in the reports about this internecine warfare. But I absolutely guffawed when I read this: one of the suspects “appeared in court … wearing her TSA uniform.”

Boy, if that doesn’t get the book thrown at her, nothing will!

8:27 am on April 27, 2012