Hey Lew, don’t be dissing Zimbabwe. I just became the owner of $200,000,000,000 worth of Zimbabwean currency. Where can I get that level of wealth in America? I am told the Zimbabwe government is planning to put out $100,000,000,000,000 bills in order to facilitate economic transactions. Look at how easily that government has been able to “grow” their economy!! As Li’l Abner might have expressed it: “It makes a feller get a gleam of pride within his eye, to see how our economy expands.”

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