Since it is apparently a federal law that every restaurant in America must be full of television sets at all times with either CNN or ESPN (or both) on, it is impossible to escape them — even at most airports now, which have CNN blaring from a ceiling TV set at every gate.  Last night I was in such an establishment with a gigantic television set with CNN playing when THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT was made quite breathlessly by the bearded, beady-eyed host:  “Up Next:  One on One With Mitt Romney!!!!!!!!”  Puke.

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