Did You Have a Police Motorcade Escort . . .

. . . the last time you were admitted to the hospital, complete with squadrons of squad cars and motorcycle cops? Of course not — that’s for the ruling class. You, on the other hand, risk being stalked by a cop and ticketed if you exceed the speed limit while trying to get your wife, who is about to give birth any minute, to the hospital.

Share

9:07 am on January 22, 2011