Congress Finally Gets Tough With Pedophiles

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Allegedly “outraged” at the TSA’s abuse of his constituents when their daughter gave her grandmother an unauthorized hug, Congresscriminal Denny Rehberg [R-MT] thundered, “Something is clearly very wrong if TSA’s protocol forced them to harass a four-year-old girl until she cried.”

So what’s he gonna do about it? Join with Dr. Paul to demand the agency’s abolition? Vote against stealing ca. $8 billion from us next year to finance such atrocities? Recommend lengthy terms in prison for the TSA’s unspeakable psychopaths? Horsewhip them himself?

Nope. “I intend to sit down with the TSA immediately and demand some answers.”

Whew! That oughta put the fear of God into ‘em.

5:25 am on April 25, 2012