The hydra-headed spy agencies envision a future where they will monitor your every move. All it will take is a national building code law that requires inside 24-hour cameras so as to monitor and thus prevent all those bad things we are doing in our kitchens, dining rooms, living rooms, and bedrooms, not to mention our basements and garages. We need a Medusa to turn these agencies to stone. (Thanks to Chris Ciancio.)

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