Citizens Form Massive Special Disinterest Group

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Finally a political interest group for the rest of us. The Onion reports:

Christianson said that, as the presidential election heats up, the CUA’s [Coalition Of Unconcerned Americans] work will become even more vital.

“Even the most unconcerned citizens run the risk of getting caught up in all the debates, statistics, and news stories surrounding the election season,” she said. “We want to remind the apathetic people that no matter which candidate is elected, he’s just going to head to Washington and flap his gums about the government.”

8:32 pm on March 17, 2004