Captain Justice Responds to Government’s Motion To Ban the Word ‘Government’

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Writes Dale Fitzgerald:

Good lord, you’re gonna LOVE the absurdist quality of this article! Short synopsis – the prosecution objected to being called “the Government” and preferred “The General”, so the defense attorney replied in a long letter asking to be called “Captain Justice” or other similar names. (The lawyer is named Justice, FYI) The court ruled in favor of Justice, and his client, “Mr. Innocent”!!!

2:33 pm on November 3, 2013