From Joseph Stromberg
target – whatever we just blew up.
precision – ability to hit whatever we just blew up.
justice – whatever we just did.
peace – timely submission to our forces.
negotiations – here are our demands.
sovereignty – do what we say and you won’t get hurt.
rule of law – whatever we just said.
civilians – anyone who missed being blown up.
terrorists – anyone who did get blown up.
truth – our word against yours.
democracy – (see sovereignty).
freedom – (see peace).
