“Bush Pardons O.J. Simpson!!!”

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That could be the headline, come Christmas Eve, that will get all the attention, garner accolades for Bush from quarters not usually warm to him, and, most importantly, give ample cover to the real story.


“OJ Leaves prison to join children, family for Christmas!”

“Oprah Will Accompany O.J. To Inauguration”

“O.J., Michelle Enjoy A Dance At Inaugural Ball”

O.J. Signs Book Contract: “Who **Really** Did It?”

Buried down by the obits:

“Bush Also Pardons Self, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Abrams, Wolfowitz, Feith, Libby, Gonzales, and ‘all others formally or remotely cooperating in any of the listed activities'”

Details at eleven.

5:58 pm on December 5, 2008