Brits Keep Out Dangerous American

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Great Britain is safe! Yes, they are keeping a dangerous felon out of their country. The felon? It is Martha Stewart.

Yes, Martha Stewart’s conviction of four years ago for trumped up charges means that she is a felon and cannot grace the British Isles.

“The lifestyle guru, convicted four years ago in the US for obstructing justice, was planning to speak at the Royal Academy and to hold meetings with several figures in the fashion and leisure industry, including Jasper Conran, and was due to travel within the next few days.”

So, I guess that the Brits are safe. Now, don’t forget that the Brits DID admit a man who is responsible for the deaths of close to a million people, George W. Bush. But, they are safe from Martha the Felon.

9:05 pm on June 19, 2008