No, this isn’t a scene from the film, Idiocracy. Police in Chillicothe, Missouri really did spend most of last Friday chasing down a tiny monkey. A school really was put on lockdown. The local TV news chopper really was on the scene to cover the unfolding “drama”.
The owner of the monkey “as of this point is not facing criminal charges.”10:46 pm on May 5, 2014 Email Travis Holte