Beard-Wearing Evil Infilitrates the Heart of New England!

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I speak of course of the gesture of team solidarity this year by the Boston Red Sox who all grew big, bushy beards.  Some of them are almost Duck Dynasty style.  It’s set off a beard craze in New England, and fake beard sales at Fenway Park have skyrocketed.  The wimps, mama’s boys, and metrosexuals at Salon must be horrified!  Imagine their shock upon learning that Lew Rockwell is not only a Duck Dynasty fan but also a lifelong Red Sox fan!  And he has been known to sport a beard!!!

Go Red Sox!  Game 1 of the World Series is tomorrow night!

3:08 pm on October 22, 2013