Ban This!

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A lovely new law has been proposed in Albany that would ban pedestrians from using iPods and cell phones in crosswalks.

Not happy having banned trans fat, our Empire State overlords now want to take care of us by making sure we don’t suffer from distractions.

And how much is a life worth? $100 to the government coffers.

All New Yorkers should rejoice.

5:57 pm on February 7, 2007