…good news for the rest of us. Pres. Bush’s Obama’s Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is upset because more and more Europeans are becoming averse to the use of military-industrial complex force. This is damaging the military-industrial complex profits operations in Afghanistan. In the bizarro world of gunvernment, Gates added: “And European countries have failed to invest [sic] in weapons and equipment for years.” Perhaps Europeans are investing in goods for peaceful purposes? Of course, that concept of investing would upset Gates:

“Gates also said that the demilitarization of Europe is impeding the achievement of lasting peace in the twenty-first century.”

And not buying alcohol is an impediment to achieving lasting sobriety.