Babbling Biden

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Trying to justify DC’s vicious attack on the Second Amendment, president of vice-sorry, vice-president Joe Biden prattled, “There is nothing that has pricked the consciousness of the American people, there is nothing that has gone to the heart of the matter more than the visual image people have of little 6-year-old kids riddled — not shot with a stray bullet — riddled, riddled with bullet holes in their classroom … And the public demands we speak to it.”

Joe’s about 5 beers short of a six-pack, so allow me to rephrase his drivel: “There is nothing that has pricked the consciousness of the American people, there is nothing that has gone to the heart of the matter more than the visual image people have of little 6-year-old kids shot in their classroom, their holding pens, the prisons we politicians and bureaucrats force you to finance so we can indoctrinate these young serfs but good. … And the public demands we stop compelling victims to assemble for brainwashing in numbers vast enough to attract the CIA’s trigger-happy pyschopaths.”

Yep, abolishing government’s propaganda mills will go a very long way toward preventing another Newtown. And let’s get rid of the CIA too while we’re at it. How about it, Joe?

5:35 am on January 11, 2013
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