As A Good Progressive Obama Will…

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  • End the wars of military conquest
  • End the war on drugs
  • Eliminate the nuclear arsenal
  • End the Wall Street corporatist machine and its plutocracy
  • Abolish the PATRIOT Act
  • Close Guantanamo
  • End executive privileges and executive orders
  • Cuddle with baby seals; and last, but not least
  • Solemnly swear to uphold the constitution (and uphold it)

And all this will happen in his first 100 days. I can’t wait for the rest!

9:50 am on November 5, 2008