Apparently, McGruff the Crime Dog Hasn’t Sniffed This One Out

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I’m sure you’ll be as relieved as I to learn Our Rulers’ plans for protecting us from the latest crime-wave. It seems “criminals are smuggling an estimated $30 billion in U.S. currency into Mexico each year from the United States.” Yes. Those dead bodies you see everywhere, all that blood and gore, the looted homes, the kidnapped children — at least it’s easy to follow the trail of these desperadoes. So we may well question why Leviathan needs “a portable device that identifies specific vapors given off by U.S. paper money” to foil these psychos. Oh, wait: how could we be so stupid? Hundreds of millions more of our taxes in grants to the scientists developing this gizmo as well as to its manufacturer: that’s why the bureaucratic regime “needs” it.

Unfortunately, this invention is still in development. So until it hits the marketplace, you’re on your own when it comes to protecting yourself. You may want to also ask with Mark Luedtke, who sent me this story, “How does one smuggle money?” A corollary to that is, “Why should we have to?”

“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right it is their duty, to throw off such government…”

9:19 am on August 13, 2014