The latest celebrity political prisoner being hauled off to the Gulag is rapper Ja Rule. His “crime”? Owning a means of protecting himself without the permission of Gauleiter Cuomo or Gaulieter Bloomberg. But there’s more: He might also be getting some Gulag time for trying to avoid being robbed (i.e., taxed) by thugs who use his money to murder innocent civilians in Asia and bailout corrupt, fraudulent billion-dollar “banking” firms.

Perhap he’ll get former political prisoner Plaxico Burress’s jail cell now that Burress has been set free for making the same mistake that Ja Rule made in believing that he can determine how to protect himself without getting permission from the current ruling Gauleiters.