Nut Gingrich is basically saying we should have two governments in the United States: one that follows the Bill of Rights and one that doesn’t (for our “security,” of course). Don’t worry folks, this over-the-hill boor will not be the next Puppet-in-Chief of the United States. He’s just the current entertainer (more specifically, clown) on the stage of the “Government Is Necessary, so It’s Important To Exercise Your Right To Vote” show.

[Thanks to Charles Kennedy]