And I am Sure that Bloomberg Knows Exactly How to “Interpret” the Constitution

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The sworn enemy of “Big Gulp” now sets his sights even higher. Hizzoner Bloomberg declares that American must “change” the meaning of the U.S. Constitution (and especially the Bill of Rights) after the Boston bombing.

I am sure that Bloomberg and his pals know exactly how to interpret this document (which I lovingly call Parchment Under Glass) for the rest of us, and they will be happy to demonstrate to us how we need to trust them. No doubt, the ACLU, Soviet Paranoia Law Center, and the NY Times will be applauding in the background, as they will be the entities to explain to us this New Constitutional Order.

5:12 am on April 23, 2013