An Invitation from President and Mrs. Bush

Dear Alex Brinsmead,

As a past supporter of President Bush, I would like to invite you to learn more about the George W. Bush Presidential Center.

The center is committed to advancing the four principles — Freedom, Opportunity, Responsibility, and Compassion — that guided his presidency and remain the focus of his and Mrs. Bush’s ongoing work.

Please accept my invitation by clicking on the link below and we will send you special updates.

Sincerely,
Hon. Mark Langdale
President
George W. Bush Foundation

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Hello Mark,

Thank you for your letter. I was just wondering where the President had disappeared to before I received this exciting news.

Do you think the Patriot Act will be displayed in some prominent location in the George W Freedom Center?  That would be awesome. Maybe you could put it in one of those glass boxes that the Constitution and other dinosaurs are kept in.  That would be a real crowd pleaser!

Also, a gruesome wax display of Saddam and his sons might draw in thousands of visitors every year.  One side of the exhibit could show them as a happy family with their cheesy suits and their soccer balls and their fancy cars. Then when you walk around to the other side of the exhibit you would see wax versions of their mutilated bodies (as seen on TV) under a big sign that says “This is what happens to people that fly planes into our buildings!”  Or maybe just “Freedom never sleeps!”  Something like that.

It’s too bad Saddam’s head popped off when they hung him with the rope that was too long. That might be a difficult scene to recreate. Plus some sick Democrat might try to walk off with his head!

Anyways, I can’t afford to donate money to some rich dude’s library this year but I can always donate more ideas!  Let me know.

Thanks,
Alex

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4:41 pm on October 23, 2009