Lew: In my youth, people who engaged in this kind of activity were known as “peeping-Toms” or just plain perverts. Now they are uniformed “public servants,” hiding behind the excuse of “protecting” us from make-believe “terrorists.” If their machines malfunction, and passengers are told to strip naked, will Boobus defend the practice with the plea “if you don’t have anything to hide?”

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