Ah, Paranoia, Thy Name Is “FedGov”

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Despite its contention that ”all…[its] policies and procedures comport with… the Constitution,” the TSA has begun stealing pressure-cookers. It’s purloined at least two so far, one from a passenger in Hawaii and another in Detroit.

What we need is for the CIA and FBI to gin up another terror-plot, this one using patsies in blue gloves and blue shirts with IQs of 25. Maybe then the TSA will start confiscating itself, leaving us all far safer.

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