Actually, Iraqis rather like to be occupied

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To arrive at these poll results, you must put on a suit, wander up to many Iraqis, and say the following with a British accent:

“Oh hello! I’m from Oxford Research International, and I’m quite interested to discover your sense of things in the days since your former president was overthrown. Would you say that you are generally better off without him?”

“Sure. Can you get me some water, gasoline, electricity, and a job?”

“Only if you want the CPA to continue to liberate you for a bit longer.”

“Ok, then”

“Very well done! Thank you!”

3:19 pm on March 16, 2004