A Confession

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twosmoking.jpgThough I am pro-smoking, and ecumenical about it (cigars, pipes, cigarettes), especially for the young or the old, and though I collect silver cigarette cases from the grand old days, and though I know that tobacco is good for the brain and the waistline, I am not a smoker.

Does this make me a Victim? I smoked as a kid, but except for the rare Cuban stogie, no smoke passes my lips today. I know I should smoke, if only to bug the PC crowd. I just can’t seem to do it. How about courses designed to get you to smoke? Not SmokeEnders, but SmokeStarters. C’mon, Big Tobacco.

10:18 am on January 24, 2006