♫ Well, You Can Tell by the Way I Use My Walk ♫

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The New World Order has just taken another step (pun intended) to bring about its global surveillance state. Those “progressive” Brits have developed a technology which can identify an individual by the way he or she walks. Facial recognition, iris scans, and even CCTV cameras don’t seem to be sufficient enough tools of totalitarianism to identify a sheeple from long distances. (Do you see how even government can become more efficient when it wants to? Wonders never cease.)

No more struttin’ your stuff, guys. Big Brother might take it the wrong way. (What’s in that suspicious paint can that ‘Tony’ is carrying? Hmmm?)

4:41 pm on September 22, 2012